## Sunday, November 15, 2009

### How I ROCKED an Alien Invasion

One night Commander James Seawalker was riding in his space cruiser, when suddenly we were sucked into a planet named D2E2. Once Commander James Seawalker stepped onto planet D2E2, weird things kept happening to his mind. At first he thought it was all a dream because he was seeing little green aliens, he slapped himself around a couple times and he figured out it wasn't a dream. He was heavily armed with his PROPORTION SABER, RATIO GUN and RATE GRENADES.

The first alien, Jeffery appeared out of the green. Commander Seawalker was challenged with his first attack.
Commander Seawalker grabbed his PROPORTION SABER and started to think.

David can saw a log into three pieces in 7 min. If he continues sawing at a constant rate, how long will it take him to saw a similar log into six pieces?

Commander Seawalker came up with an answer. He went up to Jeffery and said "It will take 14 minutes to cut a log into 6 pieces"
After saying his answer, Jeffery was so shocked that he got the answer he couldn't move, while he was paralyzed, he chopped up Jeffery into pieces.

Another Alien popped up out of no where. He said his name was Norman. "After seeing what you did you my best friend I'm going to throw another mind blowing question at you!!!"
James took out his PROPORTION SABER again but this time he held his RATIO GUN and got ready for the next question.

Last night 30 cm of snow fell in 6 h. If it continues snowing at the same rate, how long will it take for 45 cm of snow to fall?
Determine the answer two different ways.

Commander Seawalker didn't know what to do, but he had to answer or else he wouldn't be able to leave, so he thought really hard.

Commander Seawalker used both a proportion table and a ratio table to get his answer.
Once he figured out the answer, commander pointed his RATIO GUN at Norman, and with one shot he was gone forever.

Now Seawalker was roaming planet D2E2, he ran into THE SHOCKER and his army of troops. "WE WILL DESTROY YOU FOR ELIMINATING OUT BEST MEN. NOW YOU SHALL HAVE TO FACE THIS QUESTION!"
Commander Seawalker was awaiting his final challenge. In that time he got ready his RATE GRENADES. The Question that was going to determine if he was the best Commander in the world was...

Delia was paid \$35 for 5 h of babysitting. How much should she receive for 3 h? Use a unit rate to find the answer.
All Commander Seawalker could do was laugh because it was such a easy question.

He said to THE SHOCKER that she will get paid \$21 for 3 hours.
Commander Seawalker got a safe distance from THE SHOCKER and all his little troops, he threw all of his RATE GRENADES and finally destroyed the last of the evil mathematical aliens for good. He flew off on his space cruiser and went back to him home planet, earth. He told everyone about how he landed on planet D2E2. Everyone thought he was a nerd, but also a hero.
THE END.

#### 1 comment:

×Jusŧıŋ£8-17× said...

how you ROCKED an alien ???
so you've performed to them ??
anyways .. good job^^